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Two Stories that Make Me Laugh

by Olivia Crespo

August 31st 2025

There are many instances in my life that are pretty funny to talk about, and so I thought I would share.


1. Off the Grid. . .

children sitting at a lunch table at school.

Losing stuff has always been kind of my thing, but eighth grade? I hit peak chaos. At breakfast one morning, I somehow lost my phone and didn’t even notice. My brain was juggling my sandwich, my friends, and whatever random thought popped up, and apparently the phone didn’t survive.

people sitting in audience of large red theatre.

I didn’t realize it was gone until I was on the bus for a field trip to see a play with my class then, but I shrugged it off like, Eh, probably in my locker… or the classroom. After all we didn't really need our phones to watch, and after a little while I completely forgot that I even owned a phone.

After we got back, I tore through the school like a detective. The searching went well past dismissal and my friends had to go home while I continued. Then finally someone with common sense suggested I use Find My iPhone, and it gave me the answer that I didn't want to believe, but it was my only lead: the dumpster.

If you look closely, there are two dumpsters behind the school.

person hanging outside a large dumpster

So there I was, desperately digging through countless trash bags. I smelled like garbage, and I was at my wits end. With a security guards help calling, we ended up fishing out my phone that was a little dirty but still alive, like me. My mom was very relieved to hear from me since I was basically off the grid.


2. Hello? Security!?

people impatiently waiting in line.

It was a cheerful day at Cedar Point. Me, My mother and seven other members of my family had just arrived at the park. We noticed one of the lines was basically empty, so we all started walking into the metal bars. A couple of us lagged behind so we decided to let two people in front of us.

A group of shocked people noticing something.

Everything was pretty uneventful as we waited for them to open the rollercoaster, behind us a huge line formed and the line started to move. However, my mom noticed a few... unfamiliar faces ahead of us. The two people that we let in front had somehow doubled to four. My mom confronted them immediately of course, I noticed one of the ditchers mean mugging my family as we took our spot back.

Angry lady smacks a man.

I was confused, so I kept staring. This led to the stranger saying very. . . disrespectful insults towards me and my family. I started laughing because it was all so unserious- but then she slapped my brother and me! Everything happened so fast, but I managed to take a photo of her and bring it to the police on sight. Now, at the time it was not funny. . . however, all nine of us got free fast pass. Which would've been 1,000 dollars! Most importantly, she spent the night in jail!

All in all, I wouldn't would get slapped again, because I got to ride every ride until my brain detached.

Violence is never okay by the way! This was just a lighthearted event where everybody ended up alright.